What I saw was shocking, absolutely shocking.and hilarious. OK right off the bat, what the literal fuck was that makeup job on Oscar Isaac for Apocalypse? I heard and read the rumours all about his visual appearance being somewhat kooky and rather reminiscent of some kids flick villain, but I didn't really think much into it. The X-Men have to stop him.and that's it.

So off he goes to recruit some other mutants (his four horsemen, or whatever) and destroy the world so he can build a better one. Surveying the new world before him, the big purple one decides that he does not like the modern age of 1983 and all those damn Cabbage Patch Kids. Back in the present of 1983 dusty old Apocalypto gets discovered by locals and is awakened, or re-energised or brought back to life, whatever. So old Apocalypto is betrayed by his followers and gets buried alive beneath a pyramid (I think). His name is En Sabar Nur, more commonly known as Apocalypse. This time we are first whisked back to ancient Egypt where the first mutant ever rules supreme. And that's the main problem with this movie series, you kinda gotta know stuff from the previous movies.Īnyway so we're still following the timeline that started in 'X-Men: First Class' which was a prequel/reboot to the entire franchise (ugh!). I can't remember the older films and I can't be bothered to rewatch them all in order to keep up with this one (because they're mostly boring and repetitive). Well here we are with the ninth movie in this franchise, if you include 2016's 'Deadpool', and with a tenth on the way! So many plots, sequels, prequels, different actors playing the same characters, alternate timelines which may or may not count anymore.Jesus Christ! I'm not a fanboy of this franchise (or the comics) and I'm probably in the minority here but.what the hell is going on in this franchises timeline? I have no clue anymore.

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